i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE MAJOR LIFE DECISIONS I CANT EVEN DECIDE WHICH PICTURE OF ZAYN TO MAKE MY LOCK SCREEN
my computer screen is brighter than my future
draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you
im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
- me everyday: I need new clothes.
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
- "2014 tour"
- "new album"
- "new merch"
- [macklemore voice] only got 20 dollars in my pocket
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
this is probably the most accurate commercial on tv right now.
My life perfectly right here.
hahahaha. This isn’t a commercial. It’s Portlandia on IFC. Fantastic show!
liam [THROWS LAPTOP] [SCREECHES] [SMASHES WINDOW] [KICKS LITTLE BROTHER] [JUMPS OFF CLIFF] [EATS HOT CHILLI] [DOWNS BOTTLE OF VODKA] [PUNCHES PARENTS] payne