August 2012
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fake-n-bake:
I don’t need to go to college I can learn anything I want through youtube tutorials
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acclumsid:
have you ever had the biggest fucking crush on someone and whenever they do anything or just exist you feel like you’re going to die because they’re so lovely and wow
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“Let’s take this to the bedroom,” I say seductively as I pick up my laptop to so I can continue blogging until 5 in the morning.
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wiliambecket:
In a middle school full of:
bullies
insane teachers
and gross school lunches
Ned Bigby (that’s me) and my two best best friends try to do the impossible:
create a guide that will help YOU survive school.
Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide
*your results may vary
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graysonly:
you all think i’m really nice but i’m actually a little ball of hate
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When I first met you,
I really thought you were different. You got me to talk about things I never told anyone else, you cared, and you actually liked keeping in touch with me. You tried and I liked that about you. But as time progressed you just proved me wrong, you just left like the rest.
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galifianafuck:
the queen, ladies and gentlemen
...
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americanrejects:
do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
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mythrils:
I swear if one more adult asks me what I’m going to do with the rest of my life I’m going to fly into the sun
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malikgasms:
today in class my science teacher said something funny and i yelled out ‘bless omg’ by accident and everyone stared at me and i just laughed awkwardly so basically im blaming all of you for making me the laughing stock of the school #bye
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craughed:
you may think im an asshole but as soon as you get to know me you realize that first impressions are right and i am an asshole
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offendpoppunk:
i hate it when kids treat teachers with no respect
like do you have any idea how hard it is to deal with a bunch of kids everyday
every time someone talks back to a teacher or something i’m really inclined to jump out of my seat and yell at the kid to have some fucking respect
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semperloki:
“i hate you” i whisper as i reblog his face for the hundredth time
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thesilentsleeper:
if you wanna be friends with me all you gotta do is act like you’re already friends with me
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dickstyles:
when you have unlimited texting but only text two people.
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person: you're really pretty
me: are you making fun of me
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princeblainers:
literally me whenever someone talks to my best friend:
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Me: Wow, today is such a lovely day to avoid all human contact and remain in the comfort of my own loneliness and sorrows of not having a social life thus maintaining my solitude as I surf the web.
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It’s almost autumn. I can smell the series premieres in the air.
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glinted:
ivysorchid:
why is it called a training bra
what are you training for
the bra olympics
the boob championships
the 100m breaststroke
a+
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cordyprentiss:
the way I see it, if all my Internet friends are really 45 year old men trying to kidnap me then kudos on the effort guys because I don’t know many other criminals who stay up til 4am tyPING LIKE THis and crying over television scenes
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stop making villains so attractive it makes me question my morals
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officialalexgaskarth:
zaynsource:
starksfell:
imagine zayn walking out of the shower completely naked with only a towel hung really low on his hips and his hair’s messy and tousled after he dried it and there’s water droplets dripping down his bare chest and stomach and he gives you that boyish smile omfg
omg
id punch him in the face
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crystalcrick:
i hate when you become really close with someone but then they start becoming friends with other people and they slowly forget about you and you’re just like oh
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iamhamburglar:
jessied181:
tltty:
what if in school instead of raising our hands we raised our legs
When you have a really “good” answer.
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prinsasslou:
I FEEL LIKE ZAYN WOULD BE THE TYPE OF GUY WHO WOULD ASK YOU TO HOMECOMING BUT THEN ON THE NIGHT OF THE DANCE HE GOES “LETS JUST DITCH AND GO CATCH A MOVIE OR SOMETHING” AND YOU GET CHINESE TAKEOUT AND JUST SNUGGLE ON A COUCH UNDER A BLANKET BYE
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